Shipping policy

Updated: 24 September 2026

Dungeon N Dookie — current launch status

Dungeon N Dookie is developing Season 01 — First Campaign for Australia. The Mimic Chest is designed to include 24 individually wrapped toilet rolls and one mystery D20. The planned price is A$45. Manufacturing has not started. Paid preorders are not open and no payment is being taken.

The first 100 qualifying paid Mimic Chest preorders receive an extra First Flush D20 in addition to the normal mystery die. First Flush is separate from the five-tier mystery allocation. Full eligibility and allocation terms will be published before paid ordering opens.

Shipping coverage, charges, dispatch timing and final paper specifications will be confirmed before payment opens. Images are design concepts; final samples and production finishes remain in development.

Joining the launch email list does not take payment or reserve a chest or bonus. Season 01 is a one-off purchase, not a subscription. You can unsubscribe from marketing emails.

Australian shipping and dispatch

Shipping coverage and charges are not yet confirmed. The A$45 planned chest price excludes shipping; a delivery charge and total will be published before paid ordering opens.

Dispatch timing is not yet confirmed. The dispatch window, carrier delivery estimates and tracking details will be published before paid ordering opens. Concept images do not mean stock is ready to ship.

Earlier commitments

The brand change does not cancel any commitments already made to an earlier customer or eligible signup. Earlier paid-order and signup terms remain applicable to the people and transactions to which they were supplied. The earlier NO STANKU email-signup offer is separate from the First Flush Mimic Chest preorder bonus.

For questions about an earlier order or signup, contact us.

Earlier store terms — retained for existing commitments

This historical wording applies only to the earlier offers or orders to which it was supplied. It does not describe the current Dungeon N Dookie launch or reopen an earlier offer.

Updated: 21 September 2026

Current early-access launch

BASELINE is introducing SWAMP ASS — Peach Cheeks Body Wash, with NO STANKU — Aerosol Body Spray as the first-100 signup bonus. We are currently collecting early-access email signups. Orders are not open. Joining early access is not a purchase or a paid preorder, and no payment is taken.

First 100 signup offer

The first 100 eligible Australian email signups get a free NO STANKU aerosol at launch. No purchase is required. One per person; duplicate signups do not create extra places. Earlier eligible signups keep their place. We confirm eligibility by email. Final delivery arrangements, including any delivery charge, will be communicated before delivery details or payment are requested. The product is free; free delivery is not promised.

Delivery at launch

This launch is for Australia. Dispatch timing, available delivery services and shipping prices will be confirmed before orders open or a signup bonus is sent. We are not promising a dispatch date or a current shipping rate.

If you already placed a paid order under earlier terms, those commitments remain applicable to your order. The earlier shipping terms are retained below.

Previously issued paid-order terms (if applicable)

Historical terms: The following earlier wording is retained for any paid order to which it was supplied. It does not describe the current email-signup offer or open a new preorder. Dates, rates and references to “currently” or “right now” in this section belong to those earlier terms. Any commitments and rights applicable to an earlier order remain unchanged.

Last updated: September 2026

PRE-ORDERS AND FIRST BATCH

Every order right now is a first-batch pre-order. Your card is charged at checkout and your order is made and dispatched in the order it was placed. If our timeline slips, we email you before anything else happens, and you can cancel for a full refund at any point before dispatch.

WHERE WE SHIP

We ship Australia-wide from Melbourne, VIC. We do not currently ship internationally.

RATES (AUD, GST inclusive)

Standard — $11.00, 3–5 business days. FREE on orders over $100.
Express — $15.00, 1–2 business days.

Delivery timeframes are business days after dispatch and are carrier estimates, not guarantees.

TRACKING AND DELAYS

Every order ships tracked and you receive the tracking number by email when your order leaves. If a carrier delay, flood, fire or other event outside our control affects your parcel, we will tell you as soon as we know and give you the option to wait or cancel for a refund of unfulfilled items.

WRONG ADDRESS AND UNDELIVERED PARCELS

Please double-check your address at checkout. Parcels returned to us for an incorrect or incomplete address are reshipped at your cost. If a parcel is lost in transit, contact us and we will sort it — replacement or refund, your call.

QUESTIONS

Reply to any order email or use the Contact page. We answer within two business days.